Juan Rivera, Jr. ^__^ // New York, New York // Nuyorican musician, comedian, aspiring chef, wordsmith, martial arts lover, manga reader, anime watcher, barehanded mech-fighter, positive philosopher, and overall: righteous!! ////////////// ヽ(>‿◠) ノ︵ ┻━┻

Here’s me (apparently as Robert DeNiro) with two cut fingers. Chef said “julienne these tomatoes”, and I said “okay, right after I slice my DAMN fingers up, sure!” 1st day of knife skills, BODIED!! (But not really.) #DeNiro #Culinary #KnifeSkills #CryingSkills #ThugSkills #GoonSkills #BandaidSkills #TextingWithNoLeftThumbSkills #NFTB #NoFingerTipBoyz

Here’s me (apparently as Robert DeNiro) with two cut fingers. Chef said “julienne these tomatoes”, and I said “okay, right after I slice my DAMN fingers up, sure!” 1st day of knife skills, BODIED!! (But not really.) #DeNiro #Culinary #KnifeSkills #CryingSkills #ThugSkills #GoonSkills #BandaidSkills #TextingWithNoLeftThumbSkills #NFTB #NoFingerTipBoyz

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